One of my occasional forays into the cruel and unusual punishment of Brexit. Not your cup of tea? Feel free to skip to the money links below.
Will August 2019 be remembered as the moment the Brexit brown stuff hit the fan? It’s a brave call – what with the three-year pantomime already resembling a bust-up between a mountainous Marmite stockpile and the London Array.
But so far it’s been mostly political, with one unprecedented crisis after another Parliamentary omnishambles.
Now it’s the economy, stupid.
Or, as the Brexiteers call it, the stupid economy.
We voted to be poorer
Even I wouldn’t imagine the UK’s just-revealed lurch into ‘negative growth’ last quarter was entirely due to our decision to shoot our own foot off.
The 0.2% GDP contraction between April and June – the first such shrinkage since 2012 – may in part be an unwinding of a previous growth boost the UK ‘enjoyed’ from companies frantically stockpiling before the last Brexit cliffhanger.
Also, Brexit’s fellow traveler over in the White House deserves some of the credit for the way in which he’s advancing America’s not unreasonable case against China. The resultant trade war is hitting German manufacturers as surely as Texan farmers and Chinese chip makers.
But I think we can mostly blame Brexit.
The UK economy applied the brakes with the 2016 Referendum result. Not entirely – we escaped a recession – but we’ve been losing momentum ever since. That lost growth had cost us £66bn by April, according to the ratings agency S&P. There’s been no positive news since then, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the figure is now significantly greater.
Given our depreciated currency, whatever the exact number is you wouldn’t want to see it in US dollars.
And remember – as we Remoaners are wont to remind-ya – Brexit hasn’t even happened yet! Nevertheless Brexit uncertainty intrudes into the reports of many of the UK companies I read, aside from the multinational behemoths.
UK retail, for example, is on its knees. If you’re confident of a post-Brexit bounce back (and you’re not too worried about Amazon) you can already buy listed commercial property REITs at a 40% or greater discount to the underlying assets.
As for British manufacturers, they seem to have made little from the weaker pound they’ve always wanted. (Big surprise, you can’t devalue your way into becoming Germany).
Not that manufacturers are of key importance to our service-orientated economy, unless you’re a blurry-eyed Leaver nostalgic.
And even if you are, don’t you dare bring fisheries into it. The entire UK fishing industry is about the size of High Street bike shop Halfords.
Down but not out
Still, one period of shrinkage doesn’t equal a recession, as an erectile dysfunction expert might say. We’ll need two quarters of negative growth for that.
Will we get it? Who knows but the omens aren’t good.
The likes of Chancellor Sajid Javid are always pointing to the resilience of the UK economy as a reason to be confident about Brexit. It’s true that unemployment in particular is very low.
But remember we were busy bouncing back from the deepest downturn for global economic growth since World War 2 when we voted for Brexit. Where would we be now if the recovery had continued unimpeded by the referendum-winning Gang Show?
Anyway, bragging about how great the existing trading framework is working even as you’re seeking to undermine it as a Brexiteer makes no more sense than Woody the Woodpecker hammering away at the branch beneath his feet.
The boys are back in town
Active investing in the face of this Technicolour episode of the Twilight Zone is a maddening enterprise and I envy all you sensible passive investors serenely sailing through it with globally diversified index funds.
I made an especially duff call a few months ago. I believed Parliament looked like it would prevent the Brexiteers from doing their absolute worst. The pound was rallying but it still looked potentially undervalued so I pivoted a decent chunk of my global funds back to Blighty and sterling.
Oops! As things turned out, the ultra-Brexiteers repeatedly voted against Brexit for their own Byzantine reasons, and the rest is history, Boris Johnson, and the pound back down at a two-year low.
Chastened by that experience, I have to consider that the worst case scenario could really come to pass on October 31st.
Boris Johnson is many things – most of them better expressed in Olde English slang about merkins and fopdoodles – but he’s not stupid. It’s hard to believe he really wants to preside over a no-deal Brexit and the likely consequences.
On the other hand we can see Team Leave are at work again now they’ve got the band back together, with Downing Street preparing to blame everyone else for the mess of their own making, from the EU to British MPs, cynics and pessimists like me, and no doubt poor Larry the Cat.
The latest wheeze from the Defenders of Democracy is to consider holding a General Election over the October 31st deadline so we crash out while there are no grown-up MPs at home to stop it happening. I saw a Tory MP interviewed by the BBC conceding the enemies of Brexit may try to thwart such actions “in the courts”, as if the law was something only a dirty foreigner would stoop to.
Let’s remember the courts have already upheld previous skullduggery by Remainers, such as that MPs should get a vote before triggering Article 50, precisely because it was, you know, the law.
I don’t see how MPs insisting the law should be followed are Enemies of the People – and I don’t want to live in a world where the courts aren’t there to protect the hard won rights of us little people against our rulers – but then I’m not a 55-year old Leave voter who talks as though I lived through the Blitz.
Brexit: Imagine a bureaucrat stamping your papers forever
Let’s be realistic: We can’t rely on Sinn Féin to save us from a no-deal Brexit and the disintegration of the Union.
Yes, Brexit has brought us to a place where that sentence was not ironic.
So perhaps Johnson will go through with it, and this isn’t all an admittedly more plausible bluff.
He seems to me entirely the kind of must-win schemer who would turn over the Monopoly board as a kid, so anything is possible.
Maybe he’ll salvage his conscience by turning us into Singapore by the North Sea as the best way to benefit from the rotten hand of cards he’ll have dealt us.
It’s all very difficult, and I will certainly make more mistakes on the way to navigating Brexit from an investing perspective. It’s hard to win when you’re tossing a loaded coin.
One mistake I won’t make again though is to think the pound looks cheap while Brexit is still in play. That’s to fall into the same trap as the Brexiteers who point to the fact that our economy is doing well while we’re freely trading with our biggest trading partner as a reason to confidently derail the relationship.
The pound looks cheap against the world as we knew it. But we don’t know what’s to come.
We won’t truly know for years, most likely. If you’re a Leave fan who somehow read this far, please understand that one thing.
The day after we make our glorious break with the EU in a no-deal scenario, we go back to the EU and begin negotiations about trade. There is no escaping it.
Even assuming the EU partly saves us from ourselves (for its own reasons) by, say, extending current arrangements in some kind of emergency status for an indefinite period of time, we’ll still be negotiating from an ever-weakening position.
The talks will go on for years. I’d bet you £10 that progress will be being referenced somewhere in the pages of the Sunday newspapers (or their digital equivalents) a decade from now.
It will never end. And something that five years ago most of us were totally relaxed about and basically ignored because it just worked will be an annoying buzzing in our lives indefinitely.
Meanwhile three years worth of Leave voters have passed away, leaving the EU has been revealed as like having your cake and eating it only in the same way as Henry 1st ate his surfeit of eels before keeling over, and we have a prime minister plotting to achieve Brexit by doing it while nobody is running the country.
Draw your horns in. Avoid hero bets. Stay diversified.
And put a raincoat on.
I asked the chief executive of a bank to give me a mortgage and he did – Monevator
From the archive-ator: The surprisingly savage way tax reduces your returns – Monevator
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UK economy shrinks for the first time since 2012 – BBC
Interest rate cut by Bank of England now on the cards, say analysts – ThisIsMoney
House prices fall unexpectedly as pre-Brexit caution strikes – Guardian
Government moots pension fix for doctors, but what about the rest of us… – ThisIsMoney
…better to solve doctors’ ‘taper tantrum’ with flat rate relief [Search result] – FT
Chase Bank cancels all debt for Canadian credit card customers – Guardian
The private equity industry is sitting on a record amount of cash – Institutional Investor
Burford Capital’s rebuttal to a bruising short report is a punchy read – CityWire
Feeling rich? Wealth is all relative, IFS study shows [Search result] – FT
Products and services
Free stock trading app Robin Hood gets a UK broker licence – TechCrunch
Yorkshire Building Society offers children’s saving account paying 3.8% – ThisIsMoney
Ratesetter will pay you £100 [and me a cash bonus] if you invest £1,000 for a year – Ratesetter
UK to stay in Interrail scheme after U-turn – BBC
A first look at the iShares MSCI World ESG Enhanced ETF – DIY Investor
Homes for sale with swimming pools [Gallery] – Guardian
Comment and opinion
Don’t let China’s devaluation permanently devalue your portfolio – A Teachable Moment
Overpay the mortgage or invest instead? – The FI Fox
Why most people will never be any good at investing – Safal Niveshak
When money dies: On inflation, Bitcoin, and measuring value – Of Dollars and Data
Nervous bride – Humble Dollar
How to best invest in the face of negative interest rates – A Wealth of Common Sense
More on living today and not always in Tomorrowland – Calibrating Capital
Thoughts from a guy who quit his blog on a high – Young FI Guy
The doctrine of shareholder value has helped investors, not workers – Morningstar
Universal laws of the world [Missed this last week!]– Morgan Housel
Work is not a job, and the web of life – Simple Living in Somerset
bItCoiN iS [not] a SaFe hAvEn – Reformed Broker
Are Americans right to be so bullish about their housing market? – MarketWatch
Investing with a conscience in a complicated world – Abnormal Returns
Howard Marks on investing as a negative art – Novel Investor
Stagecoach: Is it time to hop on-board? [PDF] – UK Value Investor
Boris Johnson will have to return to the realm of the possible [Search result] – FT
No 10 cancels staff leave, hinting at likelihood of a snap election – Guardian
Brexit: Corbyn seeks clarity on ‘unconstitutional’ election-time no-deal – BBC
Cummings the new Rasputin is outshining Johnson as antihero-in-chief – Guardian
Portugal lures foreigners with tax breaks and anti-populist stance [Search result] – FT
Sterling’s nosedive tells us the truth about Brexit – Guardian
Kindle book bargains
Misbehaving: The Making of Behavioural Economics by Richard Thaler – £1.99 on Kindle
The Miracle Morning: The 6 Habits that Will Transform your Life before 8AM by Hal Elrod – £0.99 on Kindle
The Smartest Guys in the Room: The Amazing Rise and Scandalous Fall of Enron by Bethany McLean – £1.99 on Kindle
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Off our beat
“The sense I was clever was knocked out of me”: Confessions of university dropout – Guardian
We need a wizard who can appeal to the moderate orc voter – McSweeneys
10 years later, how has Andreessen Horowitz changed Silicon Valley? – Worth
Mystery solved: Why cats eat grass – Science
The climate crisis must mean the end of British summer holidays in Spain – Guardian
Was email a mistake? – The New Yorker
Beware the ‘repowering’ generation – The Guardian
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– Michael Lewis, Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game
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